WTF is a knish?

He looked normal | January 15, 2010

This is a public humiliation of the man who I caught masturbating on the one train yesterday at about 1pm. I thought he had an itch but after about 20 minutes of scratching and the sneaky undoing of his Zipper I knew it was something else entirely. Dude straight up undoes his pants and starts jacking off under a newspaper. I was the lucky one sitting across from him on this crowded subway car. I did get the pleasure of calling him a pervert on the way out, but I was unable to find an officer to report him. Nobody else saw, I was the only one with bleeding eyes.